the signs as nancy drew game endings

• aries: solving a really complex clock puzzle to open a secret passageway while the house burns down around you
• taurus: trapping the suspect under something weird/old/possibly extremely valuable
• gemini: distracting the suspect with a magic trick to buy time
• cancer: escaping by switching the markers in a tunnel maze so the suspect goes the wrong way and falls through rotten floorboards
• leo: escaping by reaching inside the mouth of a mummy for a hidden key
• virgo: punching the suspect while throwing really bad shade
• libra: escaping being locked in a tomb (again) by solving a match up puzzle
• scorpio: the suspect was in disguise the whole time!!
• sagittarius: escaping by solving a complex chemical puzzle in an abandoned nuclear facility
• capricorn: trapping the suspect in a dungeon
• pisces: locking the suspect in a well until the police come
• aquarius: bouncing an air tank off the nose of a killer whale which then hits the suspect in the head & knocks him out